Jettison

Leave the umbilical cord for the pros; this cobweb machine is built for two. It’s only as deep as the guy who says it, but if he’s two years older than you it’ll go twice as far. Every time you try to convince someone your Charizard card is mint condition you wear down the corner a little bit, until the principal steps in and puts it in the school safe for you. The only thing keeping this pauper in a Plantagenet Wikipedia spiral is the inertia of that last night of daylight savings time, sending the clock back to 1am to mop up the tragedy of the newest type of bedrock the guys at the old bedrock factory came up with. Only thing I can think about these days is a new pair of socks. Some people don’t even wash ’em. That’s called ‘fuck you’ money.